Job description

Are you the kind of lad or lass that thinks that the only thing better than Microsoft Word is a joke you made up yourself? Yes? Well, open your eye-holes young wordsmith, because we have a killer opportunity for you.

If you possess a talent for word wizardry, a knack for strategic thinking, are able to type with the speed and focus of Chopin after his morning Ritalin and have a passion for connecting with people using nothing more than 26 different squiggles, then we’d like to welcome your weirdness into our equally quirky work family.  

To stake your claim for a much-coveted corner desk (note that your chair wobbles – think of this as adding character to your day) where you will write crisp copy all day long, send your CV and a short portfolio (we’re sure your novel is absolutely epic, but this is not the time) to us and if you are what we’re looking for, we’ll be in touch.

If you do not receive a response from us within two weeks of your application, we have more than likely all been murdered by our current copywriter (just kidding, he’s a really nice guy, he just dresses funny). Still, if you don’t hear from us, please consider your application unsuccessful…  

So, do you think you could have done a better job than the hapless alphabet monkey who scrawled this “obituary”? Great! Come prove it.

Company Description

The best marketing agency in the world

Requirements

• Relevant diploma or degree
• Professional in conduct
• The ability to think creatively and quickly
• Strong attention to detail
• The ability to manage time effectively and efficiently
• Impeccable English writing skills (good business writing skills included)
• Demonstrate proactive thinking skills and the ability to make decisions
• Perform well as part of a team (No writing nasty Facebook statuses about your colleagues)
• Well presented (Bath weekly and you’ll have this one covered)
• The ability to work well under pressure
• The ability to think strategically

Posted on 09 Jun 14:56